(via krasnii)
I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.
(via whynotdoitsideways)
(via krasnii)
(via m-a-n-d-o-l-i-n)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or readis it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
(via honestlyalexis)
Seriously the cutest cows I have ever seen!!! I just wanna hug it!!! 🐮🐮
ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two
and their names are texas tornado and johnny football
the pics are from this website
edit: they are apparently called Double Bred Composite Charolais (fancy ass cows)
“fancy ass cows”
(Source: grindlebone, via obeseblackguy)
i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??
(Source: oldmanhoho, via obeseblackguy)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via obeseblackguy)
Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
me now
