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"Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are."

Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

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sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

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"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
Anonymous (via vulgars)

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chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

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"If you love it, we will kill it."
Osric Chau when asked what the show’s catch phrase would be (via jinny-thekisaragi)

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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

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geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

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ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

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gabbigolightly:

Audrey Hepburn & Hubert de Givenchy by David Seymour

gabbigolightly:

Audrey Hepburn & Hubert de Givenchy by David Seymour

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Yay, nay? I think yay. 👸😘

Yay, nay? I think yay. 👸😘

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yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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