"This is my therapy dragon, she’s for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics."
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
#once i went overboard with the gay and now she’s my gf
(Source: dropdeadesu, via thatonemonster)
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
(Source: baiolicious, via thatonemonster)
"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
This is what happens when it super slow and there’s an amazing store right next door. #earthbound #amazing